So...you're here, at my website eh? Are you hoping to learn something about me? Well the way I see it you are one of the following things...

a) My stalker, come back yet again to torment me, here to possibly find out disturbing facts that you don't allready know...

b) one of my few good friends here to laugh at my pathetic attempts of a website.

 c)someone from school who decided to check my profile and found their way here, lost and afraid of the terror that IS this webpage.

d) Someone I met on a chatroom looking to find out more about me...rest assured I may be creepy but I'm NOT an old man. or,

e) some person with no life, (yay go computer geeks) aimlessly surfing the net who happened to find their way here. in which case; Welcome weary traveller!!! Enjoy.

[ this site is not for pregnant women, those with heart preoblems or high blood pressure, people with a simple mind that's easily amused might die of laughter...don't sue me, I warned you.]